sexta-feira, 7 de abril de 2006

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WISDOM

1) A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"

2) Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant......

3) Chinese Adam & Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

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